Archive for March 2nd, 2010

Byron Bay flag-bearer at titles
BYRON BAY carried the flag for the Far North Coast at the NSW Surf Life Saving Championships at Swansea-Belmont at the weekend.

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LIDAR-equipped robot maps dangerous areas in 3D so you don’t have to
Looks like the kids at MIT might have a little competition for their LIDAR-equipped 3D mapping drone . Researchers at Missouri University of Science and Technology have teamed up with the University of Missouri-Columbia for a prototype robot that uses light detection and ranging (similar to RADAR, but with lasers) to map areas and send the 3D data to a nearby laptop. The technology not only …

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you know those dumb ass “who’s near you videos” that they blast all over myspace.. well here’s mine..

I found a recent ex of mine on lavalife’s intimate section. He broke off our relationship of about a year.

I had suspicions he might be on the site because he brought up friends who were.

I found it pretty disturbing. Isn’t the “intimate” sectoin pretty much filled with “dirty” guys. What girl meets up with guys from that section! Was I with a total loser for a year? Sort of creeped me out. Or am I being a prude and the intimate sectoin is just a fun way for singles these days to meet?

Parody of e-harmony commercial

How is my intro?

Problem/ Solution Essay Introduction

Though the problem of lack of weed (note: should I just say “magic grass“?)has been extremely prevalent in the white suburbs of Conservaland, never has there been such a serious case occurring in one single individual than my best friend Mark. My dear room mate, shockingly, has never smelt the lovely stank of Mrs. Mary J and as time passes by, I grow more concerned about his mental and physical well being. His disgusting habits, which include obsessive viewing of Fox News, loud grunts at night as he chokes himself due to the lack of puntang in his diet, and the extremely loud playing of Country music while I’m trying to roll, have all increased within the past few months. Though trying to engage his unnatural behavior of not tripping balls may lead to my own self-destruction as a normal human being, I am willing to take the risks to save my friend from a future life full of sorrow and misery. Healing Mark’s tortured, grassless soul is now my top priority!

P.S. I can change my topic easily if you find this one unsatisfactory. (<—– written to Professor. We only have to complete the intro for tomorrow.)

I have a very liberal professsor so it’s cool. Is it good?
There are absolutey no run-on sentences! Ugh, you’re a horrible reviewer.